Server Update – 1 April

Posted on April 1, 2019 by TheClowner


Hey all,
Just a couple quick updates for you all:

  • VIP and VIP+ members can now use colour and format codes on signs (in Survival, Creative and PureSurvival).
  • Our ranks page, and the store have had the list of perks for paid ranks updated.
  • Permissions for the Armour Stand Editor have been corrected. It should now work fine for VIP and VIP+ members only.

Let there be noise!

Posted on January 19, 2019 by TheClowner

Hey all, a quick update to VIP for you:

We have introduced a music player to survival for VIP and VIP players! And it plays a small selection of custom songs. You can open it with /music

There’s only 6 choices for now, but we may add more in the future. This is more of a trial run, so please share your feedback with us in our discord server. We will roll this new feature out to other servers in the near future.


Server Update 19/1/2019

Posted on by TheClowner

Hey all, Just a few quick changes to note today:

  • /pet has been fixed for Supporter, VIP and VIP+ on Survival
  • Several missing custom maps from Survival’s spawn have been fixed.
  • Issues with Survival’s rent-able shops should now be resolved
  • /ranks guide, /ranks joint and /ranks skip have all now been finished, making it much easier to learn how our rankup system works!

We are also still of course working on the new hub, along with a handful of other projects, so watch this space for new things.

Cliff House Contest Results!

Posted on January 18, 2019 by TheClowner

Hey All,

Was great to see a fair number of people building in the contest. Here we have the winners…

Firstly, notable mentions. These people managed to score more than 40 points and thus won 10 tokens each:
Rebeck (plot 10), InferredIt (plot 11) and NBdistroyer (plot 13)

And in third place:
polo700 on Plot 9



In second place:
Bravagorr on Plot 1


And the first place winner:
RemoveSlime on Plot 14

For those who won, your tokens should already be awarded, and you’ll find your trophy items at /warp prize on Survival.

If you wish to download a copy of the contest world – click here.

Our next contest, starting on Friday 25th January will be a parkour course contest! You’ll be able to sign up for plot from Monday 21st.

‘Cliff House’ Build contest!

Posted on January 7, 2019 by TheClowner

We’re pleased to announce our first build contest of 2019:

“Cliff* House” Theme

*Cliffs Not Provided

This contest will start on Friday 11th January, at 6pm GMT/1pm EST, and ends on Sunday 13th at the same time! There’s plenty of tokens up for grabs, so head on over to /contest now to claim your plot in the contest!

As with all our contests, we will announce the winners on the following Thursday.

We’ll publish the dates and themes of our other upcoming contests soon.
Good Luck!

More Coming Soon™

Posted on December 28, 2018 by TheClowner

Just to prove that we are actually making progress on the new hub and not just getting distracted playing cookie clicker, 2048 or whatever… have some more screenshots

Gingerbread Contest Results!

Posted on by TheClowner

We had a wonderful range of builds as usual, and here are those who won:

First off, a special mention for those who scored more than 40 points:
ReadeObsidinis & Cartografox on Plot 2, TurnThePaiges, Beanana & rvthie on Plot 8 and Loopyninja on Plot 10

In third place:

CoalKza & MathToKool
on Plot 13

In Second Place:

pheonixflyer13, MrSatan188 & FerntasticFern
on Plot 7

And in First Place:

Sucrisia & Scorpiodin
on Plot 12

If you’re lucky enough to win then your tokens have been awarded, and you can find your trophy items at /warp prize on Survival.

And you can download a copy of the contest world by clicking here.

Christmas Updates

Posted on December 24, 2018 by TheClowner

First off, we’d like to wish everyone playing a Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, or whatever your preferred greeting is!

We’re very thankful for all the support you all show us, and it’s wonderful to still see a strong community after over 5 years of running a server!

Naturally, over Christmas a lot of our team will be busy visiting family, and generally doing IRL things – so please be prepared for slightly longer wait times on reported rankups and other tickets, we will endeavor to get to them as soon as possible. Just please be patient with us.

And following on from that, I have some things to announce:

Firstly, after Christmas everything on our store will be on sale, with a 50% discount on everything, and 65% off VIP+! This sale will run until the end of January, so theres plenty of time to grab a good deal and get yourself (or gift a friend) a VIP rank or a set of decorative player heads!

Secondly, we can finally announce that Gladiator will return early in the new year! With new arenas, new waves, new bosses. It’s gonna be all fancy! More accurate launch date will follow as soon as possible.

And finally. The rather long awaited, and frankly overdue, new hub will be launching early next year! We’ve been hard at work over the last few weeks and we’re finally getting towards a point where we will actually finish our new hub! Isn’t that amazing, we’re actually finishing a project! And of course, this is down to the massive amount of work we’ve had from our build team.
For those who didn’t work it out, the screenshots posted recently were of the new hub, so you have a good idea of what exactly you’ll get to explore soon. And theres plenty of hidden secrets for you to go out and find!

Isn’t that all exciting eh?

Coming Soon™ Again.

Posted on December 19, 2018 by TheClowner

Hey All
It’s that time again where I’m gonna start sharing random screenshots with no context.

These are all, in some way, “coming soon™” to the ClownerCraft network.
No promises on when, or any extra details for now. Watch this space 😛

Can’t wait to see all the speculation on our Discord and Forums!

Server Update: 6/12/18 (+ Christmas Contest Announcement)

Posted on December 9, 2018 by TheClowner

Hey all,

We’ve finally had some time to go and work through fixing some bits and updating stuff, so among a lot of updates and fixes to backend bits – heres some major fixes and changes:

  • /spawner has now been fixed [Survival]
  • End Rods have been added to /kit glow [Survival]
  • The ender dragon is no longer stuck, so can be re-spawned and fought again. [Survival]
  • Ranks should no longer vanish after name changes. (We’re still trying to verify that this is fixed) [All Servers]
  • /sortc /sorti are now available for Supporter, VIP and VIP+  [PureSurvival]

On top of that, we are thrilled to announce this years Christmas contest!

This year, we’ve gone for a theme of “Gingerbread Houses” – and it’s also a team-contest!

You’ll be able to claim plots from Monday 10th December (hopefully). More details to follow soon!

As always, if you do encounter issues on the server – please make sure you report them to us, either with /report ingame, on our forums, or in the #suggestions-feedback channel on discord. We’ll do our best to get everything running smoothly.